June 4, 2007 10:42 AM

Dose of Durst

George Bush maintains that America pulled out of Vietnam too quickly. You know, if only we'd had ourselves a good man like him over there, we might have held out longer.

Which reminds us of that other old joke (well, about 4 years old): "What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? Bush had a plan for Vietnam."

Sigh...

If you're worried he now has a plan for Iran, make sure to take action to prevent another unnecessary war.