June 29, 2007 12:58 PM

Dose of Durst

Dick Cheney maintains he does not belong to the Executive branch, and earlier said he didn't belong to the Legislative branch, and he sure ain't part of the Judicial branch, so he must belong to that previously unknown 4th branch of government: Cheneystaniana.

Maybe we don't need to impeach him...just deport him...especially since the demise of the immigration bill means citizens of Cheneystaniana have no legal pathway to citizenship.