August 27, 2007 3:30 PM

A Tribute to Gonzales: A Man Who Didn't Really Remember Things Too Well

After a long day of news of Alberto Gonzales's resignation, we at Working Assets felt it was fitting to give you, the ones responsible, a look back at what makes today just so glorious.

- Gonzales defeats the evil Geneva Conventions.

- Gonzales defeats the evil Civil Liberties

- Gozales, also a linguist, redefines "freedom".

- Gonzales, then White House Legal Council, visits poor old man John Ashcroft at hospital (to get him to reauthorize domestic surveillance program)... and then lies about it before the Senate Judiciary committee.

- Gonzales fires some US Attorneys. but can't remember why.

-Gonzales lets Tom Tomorrow into the Department of Justice in an effort to restore faith in the DoJ.

-GONZALES RESIGNS!!!