August 29, 2007 1:11 PM

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That...

Why are Senators McCain and Coleman calling upon Senator Larry Craig to resign?

Well, it's not because he's unfaithful to his family -- or else they would have called upon Senator Vitter to resign.

Nor because his hypocrisy let down his constituents -- or else they would have called upon Senator Vitter to resign.

Nor because he failed to serve as a role model -- or else they would have called upon Senator Vitter to resign.

So maybe, just maybe, is it because his illicit sexual act was gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Add "homophobe" right after "hypocrite" in the glossary of right-wing attributes.